Dig, if you will, the picture: Prince would have turned 65 today — which would have officially made him the world’s coolest senior. Can you imagine Prince pulling out his AARP card to ask for a discount at the story? Or ordering a patty melt off the back of the menu? Nope, me neither. But I can totally imagine him enjoying today’s roster of 140 singles, videos, cover tunes, remixes, unburied treasures, golden oldies and live performances — most of which you won’t find anywhere else. Your Tinnitist-approved tracks are tagged with a ????. It’s everything that fits:
