The Tinnitist is Darryl Sterdan. To quote his most loyal readers, he is an idiot with no taste in music. He is just jealous of pop stars because he is old, ugly, totally uncool and has less talent in his whole body than they have in their little fingers. That’s why he lives in Canada and has wasted decades of his pathetic life writing bazillions of stupid CD reviews and pretending he’s so smart. Well, guess what? He’s not. Seriously, who does he think he is? When has he ever made an album, gone on tour or won an award? And what’s with that gross beard? He should do the world a favour and get a real job because he sucks at this one.