R.E.M.? Talking Heads? Eminem? Cyndi Lauper? Melissa Etheridge? Crowded House? Celine Dion? Bret Friggin’ Michaels? WTF, TV gods? Did you borrow Stewie Griffin’s time machine to book next week’s schedule? Then again, I guess it could be worse. They could have set the dial for the 1920s and filled the schedule with Al Jolson appearances (insert animated cutaway of David Letterman interviewing Jolson here). Anyway, here are your listings. And remember: You ain’t heard nothin’ yet!
Monday
Questlove | CBS Mornings
Ateez | The Kelly Clarkson Show
Carly Pearce | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Billie Eilish | The Late Show With Stephen Colbert
Tuesday
D-Nice | GMA3
Celine Dion | Today
The War & Treaty | Live With Kelly And Mark
Shaed | The Kelly Clarkson Show
Method Man, Eminem, 50 Cent, Timbaland, Jimmy Iovine, Rhymefest | How Music Got Free
Celine Dion | NBC News Special: Interview With Celine Dion
Meghan Trainor | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Wednesday
Little Big Town | CBS Mornings
Reyna Roberts | GMA3
Cyndi Lauper | Today With Hoda & Jenna
Cece Winans | The Kelly Clarkson Show
Mickey Guyton, Scotty McCreery | The Jennifer Hudson Show
Miley Cyrus | My Next Guest Needs No Introduction With David Letterman
Camila Cabello | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Omar Apollo | The Late Show With Stephen Colbert
Thursday
R.E.M. | CBS Mornings
Maya Hawke | Good Morning America
Timbaland | GMA3
Aloe Blacc | Today With Hoda & Jenna
Carly Pearce | The Kelly Clarkson Show
Talking Heads, Linda Lindas | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Nathaniel Rateliff & The Night Sweats | The Late Show With Stephen Colbert
Friday
R.E.M. | CBS Mornings
Melissa Etheridge | Today 3rd Hour
Saturday
Crowded House | CBS Saturday Morning
Sunday
Bret Michaels | A&E Biography
