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Danko Jones Clearly Has Way Too Much Time On His Hands

If this isn't a cry for help, I don't know what it.

Somebody please give this man something to do. Or at least stage an intervention or something. If this isn’t a cry for help, I don’t know what is. For the love of Ozzy, stop him before he snacks again! His arteries are way too old for all this salt and cholesterol! And Danko: We all love you, man. Just put down the bag and back away. You’re better than this.