“Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future.”
— Criswell, Plan 9 From Outer Space
Well, here we are. 2025 — aka The Year That’s Going To Make 2024 (And Every Other Year Before It) Look Like The Good Old Days. Or not. I’m no Nostradamus. All I can tell you is that I intend to enjoy myself as much as possible this year. I plan to some good shows, take some interesting trips, do my best to stay healthy and try to learn a few new things.
Speaking of that last one: Since AI is apparently going to become the driving force of everything going forward — at least until it destroys everything forever — I figure I might as well climb up on the stupid bandwagon and see if I can’t steer it into the ditch. To that end, here’s my first AI-generated post of the year: 100 Band Names That Include The Word Tinnitist. The first 50 are serious. The next 50 are stupid. And some of them aren’t bad, if I do say so myself; I’d listen to Tinnitist Vortex or Gravity Tinnitist. A lot of the silly ones could be Guided By Voices songs — if Bob Pollard hasn’t already written The Tinnitist Mustache Alliance, it’s long overdue.
That brings me to my one and only New Year’s Resolution: If anybody out there writes a new song that includes any of the names below (or any other phrase that includes Tinnitist) in the lyrics or title, I’ll write a post about it. And if you use any of them as your band name, I’ll cover all your music for as long as your band exists. That’s The Tinnitist Guarantee — which could be the another band name! Now, get to work.
50 Band Names That Include The Word Tinnitist
1 | The Tinnitist Collective
2 | Tinnitist Echoes
3 | Tinnitist Serenade
4 | Tinnitist Dreamers
5 | Electric Tinnitist
6 | Tinnitist Revolution
7 | Velvet Tinnitist
8 | Tinnitist Odyssey
9 | Tinnitist Vortex
10 | Midnight Tinnitist
11 | The Tinnitist Experiment
12 | Tinnitist Spectrum
13 | Tinnitist Visions
14 | Cosmic Tinnitist
15 | Tinnitist Allstars
16 | Tinnitist Journey
17 | Neon Tinnitist
18 | The Tinnitist Chronicles
19 | Tinnitist Frequency
20 | Tinnitist Horizon
21 | Tinnitist Union
22 | Acoustic Tinnitist
23 | Tinnitist Fusion
24 | The Tinnitist Project
25 | Tinnitist Tribe
26 | Tinnitist Soundwaves
27 | Gravity Tinnitist
28 | Tinnitist Wanderers
29 | Tinnitist Rebels
30 | The Tinnitist Experience
31 | Tinnitist Pulse
32 | Tinnitist Legacy
33 | Tinnitist Highway
34 | The Tinnitist Squad
35 | Tinnitist Uprising
36 | Tinnitist Genesis
37 | Tinnitist Pulse
38 | Tinnitist Daze
39 | Tinnitist Revelation
40 | Tinnitist Escape
41 | Tinnitist Shadows
42 | The Tinnitist Alliance
43 | Tinnitist Rhapsody
44 | Tinnitist Coasters
45 | Tinnitist Mirage
46 | Tinnitist Pulse
47 | The Tinnitist Equation
48 | Tinnitist Mechanics
49 | Tinnitist Connection
50 | Tinnitist Imagery
50 Ridiculous Band Names
That Include The Word Tinnitist
1 | Tinnitist and the Flea Circus
2 | Tinnitist with a Side of Pickles
3 | The Tinnitist Unicorn Brigade
4 | Tinnitist in Pajamas
5 | Tinnitist and the Glitter Penguins
6 | The Tinnitist Potato Uprising
7 | Tinnitist on a Roller Coaster
8 | The Tinnitist Mustache Alliance
9 | Tinnitist and the Dancing Cacti
10 | The Tinnitist Marshmallow Conspiracy
11 | Tinnitist vs. the Rubber Duck Army
12 | The Tinnitist Cloud Gnomes
13 | Tinnitist and the Waffle Warriors
14 | The Tinnitist Squirrel Parade
15 | Tinnitist in Space Boots
16 | The Tinnitist Jazz Hand Ninjas
17 | Tinnitist and the Flying Spaghetti Monsters
18 | The Tinnitist Octopus Troupe
19 | Tinnitist with a Side of Chaos
20 | The Tinnitist Taco Train
21 | Tinnitist and the Invisible Penguins
22 | The Tinnitist Bubble Wrap Collective
23 | Tinnitist and the Funky Cheese Hats
24 | The Tinnitist Sandwich Society
25 | Tinnitist and the Whimsical Koalas
26 | The Tinnitist Disco Sloths
27 | Tinnitist and the Surreal Pomegranate
28 | The Tinnitist Fluffernutters
29 | Tinnitist on a Tricycle
30 | The Tinnitist Carpet Sharks
31 | Tinnitist and the Yodeling Alpacas
32 | The Tinnitist Beard Brigade
33 | Tinnitist and the Quirky Quokkas
34 | The Tinnitist Lollipop Guild
35 | Tinnitist Riding Unicorns
36 | The Tinnitist Sassy Squids
37 | Tinnitist and the Adelie Penguin Jazz Band
38 | The Tinnitist Coffee Table Bandits
39 | Tinnitist and Friends in Fairyland
40 | The Tinnitist Gummy Bear Crew
41 | Tinnitist in the Land of Nonsense
42 | The Tinnitist Ramen Choir
43 | Tinnitist and the Mysterious Pudding Packs
44 | The Tinnitist Balloon Animal Brigade
45 | Tinnitist on a Giant Marshmallow
46 | The Tinnitist Bubblegum Dream Team
47 | Tinnitist and the Sock Puppet Revolution
48 | The Tinnitist Jelly Bean Orchestra
49 | Tinnitist in a Hot Air Balloon
50 | The Tinnitist Caterpillar Circus
