I have already forgotten who’s guest-hosting for Jimmy Kimmel next week — but I know they can’t be any more annoying than Anthony Anderson was last week. Can’t that guy do anything or go anywhere without taking his freaking mommy? I’m sorry, but there’s something seriously disturbing about a grown-ass man who spends that much time palling around with his mother. Don’t take my word for it: Check out the list of artists singing for their supper in the coming days. Not a single one has their mum in tow — not even the goddamn BOY bands. I rest my case:
Monday
Kane Brown | GMA3
Big Sean | Jimmy Kimmel Live
Jimin | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Charles Wesley Godwin | The Late Show With Stephen Colbert
Tuesday
Harry Connick Jr., Gracie Abrams | The Kelly Clarkson Show
Aaron Frazer | Jimmy Kimmel Live
Ayra Starr | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Wednesday
Various Artists | Dirty Pop: The Boy Band Scam
Orville Peck & Noah Cyrus | Jimmy Kimmel Live
Hardy | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Thursday
Russell Dickerson | GMA3
Nick Jonas | Today 3rd Hour
Cyndi Lauper, Collective Soul | The Kelly Clarkson Show
Brigitte Calls Me Baby | Jimmy Kimmel Live
Nick Jonas, Ice Spice | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Andrew Bird | The Late Show With Stephen Colbert
Friday
Green Day | Good Morning America
Saturday
Stephen Wilson Jr. | CBS Saturday Morning
Sunday
Various Artists | KCON LA 2024