On one of the morning shows I watch — it doesn’t matter which; they’re all the same — there’s a host who always has three mugs in front of her. Her co-hosts generally have two, which I get: One for hot, one for cold. But three mugs? Seems a bit much. Kind of a diva play, you know? Still, I gave her the benefit — maybe she has special needs. Then, this week, she upsized to FOUR mugs! Four? Seriously? How many goddamn beverage options do you need in a two-hour show? That’s just outright assholery, you ask me. I pity her staff and co-workers; she’s clearly a high-maintenance horror — and based on her banter, a nitwit to boot. Maybe you’ll spot her introducing one of next week’s performances. Either way, remember: Don’t be a four-mugger.
Monday
Chance The Rapper | Today
Jenny Lewis | Jimmy Kimmel Live
Kings Of Leon | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Tuesday
Britti | Today With Hoda & Jenna
Rouge | Live With Kelly And Mark
Dan + Shay | The Kelly Clarkson Show
Dhruv | Jimmy Kimmel Live
Muni Long | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Chance The Rapper | Late Night With Seth Meyers
Wednesday
REO Speedwagon | Live With Kelly And Mark
Sheryl Crow | Jimmy Kimmel Live
Maya Hawke | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Two Door Cinema Club | Late Night With Seth Meyers
Thursday
DJ Steve Aoki & Lil Jon | Live With Kelly And Mark
The Kid Laroi | Kids Are Growing Up: A Story About a Kid Named Laroi
The Kid Laroi | Jimmy Kimmel Live
ScHoolboy Q | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Friday
Brynn Cartelli | Today 3rd Hour
Paloma Faith | Today With Hoda & Jenna
Lionel Richie, DJ Pauly D | Live With Kelly And Mark
Nichelle Lewis | The Jennifer Hudson Show
Reba McEntire | The Drew Barrymore Show
Saturday
Slow Pulp | CBS Saturday Morning
Kacey Musgraves | Saturday Night Live
Don Henley, Brandy Clark, Jo Dee Messina, Brothers Osborne: 9th Annual Hall Of Fame Honors Trisha Yearwood | Austin City Limits
