THE EDITED PRESS RELEASE: “Hey, look at this — it’s a double a side.
IS IT? yes, yes it is.
BUT THERE’S NO SUCH THING ANYMORE! right. well, there is if i say so.
WHY? why anything?
OKAY, WHY NOW? better question. well, we recorded it and thought we might release it in order to raise money towards the ridiculously expensive us visas we require if we’re to finish what we started in that stupid, wonderful country.
THAT’S PRETTY DIRECT! that’s entertainment, boy face.
ARE THERE MORE SONGS? yup.
WHEN WILL THEY BE RELEASED? next year. an album is half recorded. we just need to write and record the second half but that’ll be easy.
WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE JANES ADDICTION SONG? Ace of Spades.
OKAY, I GET IT, YOU’RE ZONING OUT. I ASSUME THAT’S ALL FOR NOW THEN? yes. yes it is.”