Today in News Stories That Are So Goddamn Stupid They Make You Wish A Giant Asteroid Would Slam Into The Planet And Put Us All Out Of Our Misery Already: Taylor Swift’s cat Olivia Benson is reportedly worth $97 million, according to a headline I spied online today. As John Oliver would witheringly intone: Cool. But not nearly as cool as today’s batch of 55 singles, videos, cover tunes, remixes, golden oldies and live clips — most of which you won’t find anywhere else. Your Tinnitist-approved tracks are tagged with a ☄️. Look, up in the sky:
