THE EDITED PRESS RELEASE: “This new series from Jazzman featuring selections from Greasy Mike, the notoriously shady Super Spiv from the dark underworld of super-rare records!
After many years in hiding, Greasy Mike has finally opened up his vinyl dungeon, and we were first to raid it! What did we find? Only the lowest of the lowball schlock ’n’ roll 45s never known to exist! We have left no box untouched, no crate unrummaged, no pile unpilfered! Just the greasiest and grimiest, the most shocking and sordid 45s have made it onto our selections. Watch out for more!!!
But first — and just in time for your Halloween Horror Shock Hop — Greasy Mike has unearthed his all-time all-hallowed Halloween Monsters: The Zombie Walk, Night Sweats, The Chiller, Prowler and Screaming Vampire! Putrid pieces of raucous rot ’n’ roll records direct from Greasy Mike’s manky mitts! Not to be missed! Oww-ooooh!!!”