Today I got a bag of coffee beans in the mail. I didn’t order it. I didn’t recognize the sender’s name or address. And there was nothing else in the package — no bill, no invoice, no note. I shrugged, assumed it was some sort of weird mixup, and moved on. My brilliant wife, who is the world’s greatest amateur detective (due in no small part to the vast quantity of true-crime shows and murder porn she consumes on TV), went online and figured out within seconds that it was sent to me by a member of the band Sam Coffey And The Iron Lungs, who I have written about occasionally. To which I say, thanks gents. I see what you did there. Also, thanks for not sending me a miniature lung or something. ’Cause that would be fucking weird. Anyway, here are today’s 47 new singles, videos, cover tunes and whatnot, many of which you won’t find anywhere else. The hottest entries of the day are marked with ☕️ (hey, be happy I didn’t go with 🫁). Bottoms up:
