The good news: David Gilmour is making a rare late-night TV appearance next week. The bad news: It’s on The Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon, so he’s going to have to sit through Fallon’s fawning idiocy, then smash eggs on his head or play Wish You Were Here on a plastic ukulele or something. Ugh. The worse news: Aside from Dave and a couple of other standouts — namely Mk.gee, Chris Stapleton, Stevie Nicks and Shelby Lynne — it’s a pretty quiet week. I guess everybody will be busy watching the series finale of Democracy. Anyway, here’s the lineup. Shine on, you crazy dipshits:
Monday
Kelsea Ballerini | The Kelly Clarkson Show
Dolly Parton | The Drew Barrymore Show
Stevie Nicks | Jimmy Kimmel Live
Tuesday
Adam Lambert, Liz Gillies & Ferry Townes | Today 3rd Hour
Lake Street Dive | The Kelly Clarkson Show
Wednesday
Shelby Lynne | CBS Mornings
Kool & The Gang | Today 3rd Hour
Alessia Cara | Jimmy Kimmel Live
Bailey Zimmerman | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Lenny Kravitz | The Late Show With Stephen Colbert
Thursday
Shaboozey | CBS Mornings
Tank & The Bangas | The Kelly Clarkson Show
Mxmtoon | Jimmy Kimmel Live
David Gilmour | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Friday
The Heavy Heavy | The Kelly Clarkson Show
Saturday
Cactus Blossoms | CBS Saturday Morning
Mk.gee | Saturday Night Live
Chris Stapleton | Austin City Limits
