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Classis Album Review: Scorpions | Unbreakable

This came out in 2004 – or at least that’s when I got it. Here’s what I said about it back then (with some minor editing):

 


Hallo everybody!! We are Scorpions band!! And we are back with our 750th album!! Why?! God knows!!

But here’s a shock; it doesn’t suck!! No!! Really!! It’s got some surprisingly strong classic rock anthems!! Many smoking solos!! And we even tossed in some nü-metal licks for the kids!! Yes!! Truly, it is our best CD in years!! It might even — dare we say it? — rock you like a hurricay-eene!! No fooling!! Who’da thought!! Not us!! But you might!! Yes!! Thank you!! Goodnight!!