Two things I read today: 1 | The Red Hot Chili Peppers are getting a star on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame; 2 | Beck is re-recording some of his old hits a la T.Swift. What they have in common: Neither one seems like a particularly good idea. Unlike these 40 new singles, videos, cover tunes and whatnot, which are absolutely unimpeachable. Your Tinnitist-approved tracks are flagged with a 🌟. But really, there’s not a loser in the bunch: