Here’s a sentence I never expected to type in my lifetime: Shakira was reportedly attacked by a pair of wild boars who stole her purse and destroyed it while she was walking in a park in Spain.
I don’t care who you are, where you live, and whether you even like Shakira or not: There’s no chance you don’t want to know more about that story. Naturally, Eric Alper and I are here to oblige on today’s episode of Sonic Reducers. Tune in we ponder the definition of a ‘random’ boar attack (as opposed to … ?), explain that stories like this are why social media is awesome, and express our sincerest desires that the incident inspires her next album (or at least her next Halloween costume). Sonic Reducers. One topic. Two music nerds. Five minutes. Everything you need to know. Snort.