Portland just named a bridge after Ned Flanders. Good idea — at least nobody’s going to accuse him of some horrific sex or hate crime down the road. But that got me thinking: Which musicians should we name stuff after? How about the Keith Richards Sober Living Center? Or the Bon Scott Highway (To Helena, Mont.)? The Scorpions Zoo? I’m sure you can think of some better ones; feel free to shoot ’em my way. While you ponder, enjoy these 56 new singles, videos, covers and remixes, including plenty of numbers that you won’t find anywhere else. Today’s brightest lights are tagged with ⭐️. Shine on:
