Why wait until Friday to release your single — and be at the bottom of the pack below hundreds of other artists — when you can put it out on Monday and be at the top of the heap? These artists know who gets the worm. Reward them by giving them a spin. You won’t be sorry. As always, there are scads of winners here that you won’t see or hear elsewhere. Today’s royally entertaining (and Tinnitist-approved) offerings are topped with a 👑 . Bend the knee: