This came out in 2005 — or at least that’s when I got it. Here’s what I said about it back then (with some minor editing):
Rob Zombie’s horror-rock cheese and stinky cowboy hat + Alice Cooper’s rusty-throated vocals + Marilyn Manson’s makeup case = the formulaic Velveeta nincompoopery of Transylvania 90210, the second solo album from former Murderdolls singer Wednesday 13. Be afraid. Be very afraid. Or not.
